I'm back!!!

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

I'm back!!!

Although I've been away for 7 months Earth time, due to the wonderousness that is time travel, it's only been 23 minutes for me.

I think.

Anyway, must dash - Sunshine says that there's a thing on tv about biscuits...

Catch ya later!

:D

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DEEP SPACE TRANSMISSION: User ID: Jasmine

Hiya! I'm not sure if this bzzzt transmission is getting through to you, think there might be a dust cloud or a bzzzzzzt bit of dark matter or something interfering with the signal somewhere, so If I suddenly go bzzzt offline you know why.

Anyway, I'm still bzzzzzzt back home visiting the family, and going to stay for a bit longer than I thought. It's nice to be able to bzzzzzzt see the stars but I do miss everybody :(

When I do get back though, I'll have lots of stuff to bzzzzzzzzzt tell you and bzzzzzzzzzt I can show you some of the new bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt shoes that I've bought.

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(end transmission) :ERROR 023 (signal disrupted)

Sorted !

Finally got the problem with the power generator sorted…
You know the big round bit in the centre with the pipe thingy sticking out the side ? Well, it was one of the wires that connects it to that other funny shaped bit that had come loose, and it was making it wobble.
Simple huh !?

Anyway now that's fixed, I'm heading back to my homeworld to visit Mum and Dad and the rest of my family, and to do some important stuff like shopping. I'll probably get myself some more shoes while I'm there as I'm down to my last 1138 pairs...

Not quite sure how long I'll be gone for, but I'll let you know when I get back.

Seeya ! :)

Oh Bum...

Woken up today by the sound of my power generator making a strange noise. Didn't think it was that serious until the artificial gravity went haywire and I ended up having to chase my pants around the bedroom. At least I found my socks.

I've looked in the trouble shooting section of the manual, and it covers just about every situation except the one that says "If your power generator starts making a klangklangklangklanggrngrngrngrngrngrngrngrn
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeklonk type sound..." so I'm a bit confused as to what's wrong with it.

Perhaps if I hit it with a shoe. It worked on the holoprojector...

Gah !

Now where did I put my socks ?

I'm back, put the kettle on !

Hi Everyone !
Sorry I haven't been in contact for a while, I've been visiting some friends over in the Crab Nebula.
Hadn't seen them for quite a while, so it was nice to catch up and have a good gossip. Spent most of the time just chillin' and stuff.

On the way back, I stopped off at a little cocktail bar anchored to one of the larger asteroids in the Trojan group next to Jupiter. It was ok, nothing special. Drinks were cheap, but there was no atmosphere !

Kung Hei Fat Choi !

To the people of Planet Earth !

I Like Stuff !

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Nanotechnology, Cyberdog mittens
Pink bondage trousers with straps and 'D' rings
These are a few of my favourite things...